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They don't make men like that anymore
That's what I read the other day in someone's Xanga. Men aren't the way we're portrayed in Doris Day movies: Sweet, successful, kind loving, taking on all the responsibilities in the world and getting through it with … -
Liberty City Police Report 07-10-08 (GTA VI)
Liberty City Police Department Case Narrative 2008-5782 Officer Schmoe Reporting Narrative: On 07-10-08, at approximately 1300 hours, I was on routine motor patrol around Meadows Park, located in the Broker Division, … -
Why I Want to Punch You in the Face
Well, it was inevitable...I want to punch you in the face. Granted, it isn't for no good reason. Oh no. Here's a list of things which drive me up a wall. Please note, these are not necessarily in order. SHHH!Okay, t… -
Low by Flo Rida is officially over
While it may be old news to most of you, I'm giving a different reason as to why this song and artist is pretty much through. There comes certain times when an artist has to sit back and understand they've gone from "ge… -
Why monsters aren't scary
Let's face it, all monsters suck. What's so scary about monsters anyway? Every single one of them have a huge weakness which can be exploited in order to survive. Most of these weaknesses are things accessible to a… -
Honestly, We Don’t Do Things to be Nice
Let's face it, guys are assholes and that rules hardcore. Women can complain all they want about it, but the fact is that we own just about everything, and on top of that, we run the world. We rock. Heads up, chicks, … -
Phoenix Wrong: Inspired Justice 3 on Xanga
I decided to redo my Inspired Justice 3, which I was never happy with. This one turned out far superior to the original IJ3 and is much better than Inspired Justice 2. Yes, I did use music, but the way I did it this … -
Dramatic Chipmunk - Bond Remix
Until the next Phoenix Wrong is out, here's something tide you over and make you laugh. I know it's a prairie dog, just like the original poster. This is my remix with a bond twist! -
Suicide: Getting it Right the First Time
There are way too many emos and attention whores out there for my taste, so I've decided to help everyone along. You're a failure at life, so what makes you think you can succeed in death? I'll tell you what makes y… -
Horror and Truth: Wal*Mart
In all my letters, I try harder than anything else to make myself clear. I try to state things as simply and unambiguously as I can, because I find that that's the best way to convince my readers that Wal*Mart takes …
Sunrie
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- Name: Sunrie
- Birthday: 9/7/1980
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- Member Since: 3/29/2007
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